#PI Listing Carnival .

Earlier today, Pi Coin opened at nearly $3, leaving me utterly astonished. What was even more shocking, however, was when I began investigating further. I scoured data pages on multiple exchanges, combed through Twitter, and came to a startling realization: there’s no contract address for Pi Coin! No holdings rankings! The so-called Mainnet? It doesn’t even exist. There’s no address, no entry point—nothing.
This entire project appears to be a coordinated effort between the team behind it and a few low-tier exchanges to promote what can only be described as a true "Shitcoin." Upon listing, its fully diluted valuation (FDV) skyrocketed to an unbelievable $3 trillion, with a circulating market cap exceeding $200 billion. Even after intense dumping, it still boasts an FDV of over $800 billion and a circulating market cap above $60 billion.
What really gets me is seeing buyers on Gate.io asking things like, "Who’s selling right now?" Honestly, I’m more curious about who’s still buying! It’s mind-blowing that people are using real money to invest in something so blatantly worthless.
This is the crypto world in its rawest form: an arena where the opportunistic scythe clashes with the most gullible buyers, creating a spectacle of madness. It’s a money-grabbing drama like no other. Truly, nothing surprises me anymore.
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