Ever notice how crypto traders suddenly 'discover' traditional stocks right when Bitcoin's about to moon? Like they've been blind to the entire stock market until the alt season kicks in. Then boom—everyone's a financial advisor checking portfolio allocation. You really can't make this up.

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BlockchainArchaeologistvip
· 10h ago
Haha, the common problem among crypto people: as soon as the market moves, it's all "I've long studied traditional finance." Come on, is that really true?
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NFTArtisanHQvip
· 10h ago
ngl the cyclical myopia here reads like a meta-narrative of capital seeking novel aesthetic territories... traders treating diversification like they just discovered benjamin's concept of mechanical reproduction but for equities lmao
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ApeWithNoChainvip
· 10h ago
Haha, you really called it. That's how those people are—whenever Bitcoin rises, they all become stock experts...
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