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🤣 My Funniest Crypto Moment Ever #MyCryptoFunnyMoment
So last week I decided to “buy the dip”… but the market said, “Bro, that wasn’t the dip—that was the warm-up.” 😭👇
I proudly entered my position like a genius 🧠💼
Five minutes later: liquidation alert hitting harder than my ex’s last message 💔📉
I stared at my screen like:
😃 → 😐 → 😨 → 🤡
Even my dog walked away after seeing my PnL. 🐶💔
To recover emotionally, I told myself, “It’s fine… I’m in crypto for the technology.”
Meanwhile my wallet was screaming in 4K Dolby Atmos 😭📢
But hey, at least now I have a premium-quality story to share with you all for the Joy Fund 😂🚀
Let’s laugh through the pain together.