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#MyCryptoFunnyMoment 😂💸
Here’s my funniest crypto moment—and the reason my friends now call me “The Dip Hunter.”
So one night, I saw Bitcoin dropping while I was half asleep 😴. In full panic–FOMO mode, I jumped up like a superhero who smelled liquidation coming. I opened my app with the confidence of a Wall Street legend… except I forgot one small detail: my screen brightness was at 5%.
I proudly bought what I thought was BTC.
Turns out… I bought a meme coin with a dog wearing sunglasses. 🐶🕶️
I didn’t just buy it.
I market bought it like I was securing my family's future.
Next morning, BTC was up 6% 🚀
My meme coin?
It moved exactly $0.00000000, probably out of sheer embarrassment.
My portfolio looked like it wanted to file a complaint.
I looked at myself in the mirror like:
“Bro… whose side are you on?” 😭
Lesson learned:
✨ Never trade half-asleep
✨ Always check brightness
✨ Memecoins don’t respect your emotions
Crypto chaos ➝ Comedy gold 😂
Still waiting for that dog coin to moon… any day now… right? RIGHT?? 😭🚀🐶
$BTC $DOG