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🚨 FOMCMeeting UPDATE 🚨 🔥🔥
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✅ The Fed just wrapped up their meeting, and let’s just say the only thing climbing faster than rates was Powell’s stress level when someone dared to say “soft landing.”💥
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✅ Wall Street traders “They held rates—we’re going to the moon❗”
✔Powell, deadpan: “Did I mumble❓
Every millennial homeowner b Sooo... refi time❓
✔The Fed “Hard pass, buddy.
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📈 Market vibes right now
✔Stocks: Feeling themselves
✔Bonds:Having an identity crisis
✔Crypto: Raging like it’s 2021 again
✔Gold:Just chilling
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✅ Recession:Sitting in the waiting room re