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My younger brother bought a used computer recently, claiming it has 1TB of memory.
But when he brought it home at noon, I found only 10GB of available space. I immediately started cursing.
Later that evening after work, I saw him lying in front of the computer looking dejected, silently muttering:
This computer was worth it! Worth it! Worth it! Honest boss!

Xiaomei confesses to her friend, "I like you."
The friend says, "Stop joking, we're brothers."
Xiaomei asks, "You're a guy, I'm a girl, how can we be brothers?"
The friend replies, "Look, you have breasts, I have a弟 (younger brother), isn't that being brothers?"
Xiaomei then says, "Let them meet each other..."

Today I just found out that my son went through my private diary. It contains a photo of my first love and some emotional notes.
Do you think he told my wife?
Not really! He created an account using a photo of my first love as his avatar, with a nickname based on her childhood nickname, and added me voluntarily, asking me to tell him stories from back then...
He even said he's currently struggling financially and hopes I can help him a little.
And just like that, I’ve been tricked out of my pocket money for a year.
If I hadn’t helped him fix his phone today, I wouldn’t have discovere

Yesterday I went on an outdoor excursion, and as I passed through a woods, I faintly heard a woman's screams.
I quietly walked into the woods and saw a woman with disheveled clothing, bound and lying on the ground like a spider, while a man was whipping her with a leather whip. The woman could only let out faint cries—the situation was extremely urgent and left no room for hesitation.
I quietly circled behind the man, picked up a wooden stick from the ground, and knocked him unconscious with one blow. At that moment, the woman noticed the commotion behind her and turned around, looking at me i

A friend went on a blind date and, right as he walked through the woman's door, he ran into another guy who had just finished his own blind date. The guy left with a cryptic parting shot: "Good luck to you," and walked out.
At the time, my friend was confused and didn't realize how serious the situation was.
My friend asked the woman if she'd been married before. She flatly denied it, saying she'd never been married—she just has a child from a previous relationship. If they got married, she said it would count as her first marriage. The bride price was 288,000 yuan, and the rule was that the b

Saw a genuine answer:
What to do if a child cries? Breastfeed
What to do if a woman cries? Spend money
What to do if a man cries? Same as a child

When I was a kid, my aunt always took me to the women's bathhouse to bathe, and I went every time very reluctantly!
I asked the attendant lady at the door, "When can I stop coming to the women's bathhouse?" She said: "When you want to come, you won't be allowed to anymore......"
Now I realize that attendant lady was a philosopher!

Actually, being a pure workhorse isn't the most tragic.
Working while dieting - skimmed milk workhorse
Working out while cutting fat - snowflake workhorse
Working while sick - crispy workhorse
Getting fatter while working - full-fat workhorse
Doing makeup prettily at work - refined white workhorse
Running errands every day - hustling workhorse
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Actually, a pure workhorse isn't the most miserable 🐂🐴
Working while dieting - Skimmed milk workhorse
Exercising while cutting fat - Snowflake workhorse
Working while sick - Crispy workhorse
Working while gaining weight - Full-fat workhorse
Doing makeup beautifully at work - Refined white workhorse
Business trips every day - Hustling workhorse

When going for a foot massage, if the technician's price doesn't exceed 200, don't mess around—that's their hard-earned money, and we should have some principles. But if it exceeds 398 for a technician, then you should dodge it—no offense, but call the manager over. Nobody's money comes from thin air; we're all just people passing through this world, so why are we talking about principles with each other?

How to provide emotional value to young married women
Most young married women who are willing to be with you are probably unhappy at home.
So, you should cater to her preferences, agree with all her opinions, and compliment her on being young and charming.
No matter what she does, tell her she does it well, so she feels valued in front of you.
Because at home, she is 100% not recognized or appreciated.
In the end, you can enjoy a beautiful romantic relationship.