#MyCryptoFunnyMoment Three months later⌠đ¤Żđ
Bitcoin crashes 30% and you check your portfolio like:
âWhy did I trust Elonâs tweet again?!â
Meanwhile, your friend bought Dogecoin for $0.002⌠đđ
Dogecoin hits $0.08 and theyâre suddenly a âcrypto millionaire.â
Youâre still crying over your $50 loss.
Then comes NFT season⌠đ¨đźď¸
You invest in a pixelated monkey for $10k because âitâs art.â
Your mom asks why youâre selling kidney futures online.
Enter DeFi⌠đŚđ
âJust stake my tokens here for 0.5% daily interest!â
A week later, rug pull!
âStakeâ was code for âsee you in bankruptcy.â
And letâs no