ETH breaks 3000! Announce once more, the bull is returning quickly 🐄

2025 Annual Lambo Summary → Glasses Edition
This year, shouted:
Big moves are coming 249 times
Bull return quickly 178 times
Deep Investment Research 312 days
Most read are ads and rights protection group members cursing
Investment Results:
Dodged BTC main rally
Precisely ambushed 136 dirt dogs
Return rate -99.8%
Testnet check-ins 168 times
Probability of shorting qualification 0%
Mistakenly thought anti-revenue was potential 56 times
Detection rate 1%
In 2025, glasses are the bravest retail investors 🤣
Please keep working hard in 2026
#牛回速归 #E Guard #ETH