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🚨 BREAKING: Iran’s currency collapse hits a new extreme.
- 1 USD now costs ~1,000,000 Iranian rials
- The rial has effectively lost all real purchasing power
This is exactly what Bitcoin was built for.

🚨BREAKING: Dubai bans privacy tokens.
$ZEC, $XMR

🚨 Bitcoin rejected above $92K and dropped straight back to ~$90.4K.

Do people still say gm?

Gold and Silver is trading at new ATH price. Who is next?

U.S. lawmakers are moving forward with a crypto market structure bill, with Senate hearings scheduled for Thursday.
Senate Banking Committee Chair Tim Scott said the bill aims to make the U.S. “the crypto capital of the world,” keeping innovation and jobs domestic rather than overseas.

U.S. spot Bitcoin ETFs recorded another day of net outflows on Thursday, extending the streak to three straight sessions.
Total outflows reached $399M, led by BlackRock’s IBIT (-$193M) and Fidelity (-$121M).

🚨 JUST IN: A Grayscale BNB ETF has been registered in Delaware.

Fuck the grass. Let’s touch some snow

If Greenlanders accept Trump’s offer: $100k per inhabitant to join US, it will cost the Americans just a tiny 5,7 billion dollars to acquire Greenland. Pennies

Bitcoin has slipped back below $90,000 after an early 2026 rally.
BTC briefly neared $95,000 at the start of the year, supported by roughly $1.2B in spot ETF inflows over the first two trading days.

JUST IN: @ has introduced perpetual futures tied to traditional assets, starting with gold (XAUUSDT) and silver (XAGUSDT).