Carlitosway

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Don’t be exit liquidity
Geopolitical portfolio assessment:
> The war was declared over thrice, it’s not
> SoH was open, now it’s a double blockade
> Iran charging tolls, U.S. Navy interdicting
> Stocks at ATHs in the middle of a war
> Crypto pumping, bulls feel euphoric
> Oil down only cuz U.S. is draining the tank
> Insiders shorting crypto, long on oil
> This is the mother of all bull traps
> Max volatility, perps will get rekt
If you want exposure, hodl spot!
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The path of life
I talked to two friends yesterday.
Both had been quiet on the TL for months.
We kept talking in DMs.
I could feel they weren't okay.
The market took a heavy hit on both.
They lost almost everything in memecoins.
I watched them make multiple six figures.
Then I watched them lose it all.
I saw their portfolios reflect their emotions.
It was a 1:1 match.
I told them this wasn't healthy.
I told them to de-risk.
They didn't listen.
Eventually, one friend reached out.
He is a proud man.
He had to swallow that pride to ask for help.
He needed rent money.
He promised to pa
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Crime season
Ask yourself at the end of the day:
is your government working for you,
or are they using it to work for themselves?
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Which email provider do you use?
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$11,000,000
I found the perfect villa
> Inspired by la Alhambra in Granada
> Top location, direct beach access
> Indoor & outdoor living
> 780 sqm, private pool
Only problem, I don't like golf
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Expectation: Pro trader
"I made 10 billion volume on this market"
Reality: $1.06 profit
"Almost made $1k wuhu"
Congrats, Jannik
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Just spoke to @cryptoleon
Putting $1 billion (borrowed from CZ or collateralised through USD1) on the line that we see a “never drinking again” post tomorrow
Accepting all bets up $0.01 on yes
USD10,01%
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Mental health advice
> Don’t become addicted to anything
> Social media detox [e.g. Sunday]
> Get a dog, go for regular walks
> Stop monitoring the situation
> Hodl spot, avoid perps
> Cook your own meals
> Get an off-grid farm
> Exercise regularly
> Love someone
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Crazy how these became normal
> Blatant market manipulations
> Ongoing global conflicts
> Broken monetary system
> Algorithmic echo chambers
> The subscriptionification of everything
> The loneliness epidemic
> Constant surveillance
> Incapable politicians
> Rise of extremism
> Rising inflation
> Deepfakes
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The eyes chico, they never lie
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Life if you don’t use social media
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A mega pint of milkshake
1 basket of strawberries 16€
3 scoops of gelato 9€
0.4l milk 2€
1 hint of cinnamon
One homemade milkshake ~27€
I used to work at an ice-cream cafe.
I used to make these as a kid.
The price was ~5€.
Good old days!
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The greatest bargains in human history
Or how two deals created one superpower.
1) The Louisiana Purchase
> 1803: Napoleon loses Haiti
> France <<< The British Royal Navy
> Napoleon's American empire is a liability
> Desperate to check British power
> And fund his European wars
> Napoleon sells 828,000 sq mi for $15 million
> Adjusted for inflation ≈ $350 million today
> Louisiana for the price of one Boeing 747
> He sold the entire middle of the NA continent
> The U.S. constitution didn’t allow to buy territory
> Jefferson chose pragmatism over his principles
> Today, the land is valued
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I will never 'predict' again
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Barça vs Atleti
Guess what? 💸
Not sponsored, I have a problem..
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What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger
Friedrich Nietzsche lost almost everything. His health. Love. Reasoning. And yet he wrote a sentence that, to this day, has saved more lives than any therapy.
My dad often speaks about Nietzsche.
How his philosophy is timeless.
So, I am sharing this with you.
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Nietzsche wasn't a philosopher who lived in a library.
He was a man who suffered physically every day. Debilitating migraines, near fatal vision loss, complete isolation.
> And yet he continued to write.
> Not despite the pain, but through it.
At 44, he collapsed on a street
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Hi,
I’m Mikashitamoari Meykafu 🇯🇵
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