GateUser-da83f03d

Conspiracy theorists replying to official publications: WHAT? NO WAY! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. Conspiracy theorists replying to random slop accounts: I KNEW IT. FINALLY DEFINITIVE PROOF. EVERYONE ELSE IS DUMB AND I AM SMART.

Her: oh fuck tell me what you want to do to me. Me:

I think Donald Trump has Trump Derangement Syndrome.

A few months ago this man was complaining about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize 😭

I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO I AM SPROTO

🗣️ SHUT 🗣️ THE 🗣️ FUCK 🗣️ UP

The good old double-edged sword of crypto: - virtually all the good coins are on sale at steep discounts. - the very fact that they're on sale scares the shit out of new buyers. Pick a community, preferably with a proven track record of persistence over time, DCA and chill.

In Newfoundland we have specialized snowblowers just for clearing the sidewalks. This would be a FUN FACT if it wasn't FUCKING APRIL!

Can I say something without everyone calling me retarded?

Anti-AI pearl clutcher loses her mind over her former music teacher making an AI image. Tells him he's ruining the environment. Posts on r/isthisai and gets DRAGGED for being a lunatic lmfao.

I'm all these except for the divorce part, and I set my PBs at 10am!! 😂

Tell me you live in a high-trust society without telling me you live in a high-trust society. Side note: can we start a country for people who don't crime each other and live happily ever after?

Crypto sucks. The world sucks. Sprotos are still awesome though.

There is nothing to joke about in the year 2026.

Guy orders pizza. The slices shift in transit. He thinks they pieced together his pizza like some sort of Italian Frankenstein. 😭

This post on reddit complaining about a blanket is a perfect example of missing the forest of the trees. I'd be more worried about the $29,000! 😭

A lot of the people on here who complain the most about society don't seem be doing ANYTHING to make it a better place. Just 24/7 negativity for the algorithm.

I'm gonna be a father in a month. I don't know if I should be freaking out more than I am. I know I'm ready to take on the responsibility, but I also know it's gonna be an unpredictable ride so I'm just trying to take things one day at a time 😅

I'm gonna fucking LOSE IT!! 🤬

$PEPE is about to bust HARD!!