Everyone and their uncle will eventually get bitcoin … at exactly the price they deserve as well

Can’t even take a shower without seeing patterns

Spend like rich people

You’ve been stacking bitcoin for 8 years now you must be so rich
Me:

Coming to a store near you

10 year old me vs. 40 year old me

Enough said

MSTR vs. JP Morgan Chase
The Empire struck back.
On November 20, 2025, while Bitcoin bled from its $126,000 throne, JP Morgan — the Death Star of Wall Street — fired its torpedo: a research note titled “MicroStrategy Faces Imminent Index Exile.”
In cold, surgical language, the bank decreed that the Bitcoin Colossus — holder of 650,000 BTC, nearly 3% of all Bitcoin that will ever exist — was destined for banishment from the major indices.
Billions in forced selling would follow.
The flywheel that turned shareholder paper into perpetual Bitcoin would shatter.
Michael Saylor’s decade-long war on

Job applications for McDonald’s have hit new highs after the recent bitcoin market crash.
Multiple job-tracking sites noted a sharp rise in searches for entry-level positions during the downturn.
According to analysts, this shows many traders looking for short-term income stability while the market stays unstable.

History repeats