My buddy's criteria for choosing a partner: she has to be alive. We've introduced him to dozens, and he hasn't liked any. When asked what kind of girl he wants, he said: "I just want someone I message, and she doesn't just reply with 'Hmm,' 'Okay,' or 'Haha.'" Later, he met someone who types really fast and they had a great chat. On the day they met, she said: Sorry, my mom has been chatting with you all this time.