🗣️ KEY EVENTS:


• The White House recorded the highest cortisol levels in history after the tariffs announcement.
• Trump gave zero f*cks and announced a 15% raise on top. EU clapped back and said: nope, good luck.
• Devs are developing PTSD every time OpenClaw and Claude announce a new update.
• Nikita Bier is named the least liked user by crypto KOLs.
•Vitalik keeps dumping $ETH for the sake of the project (thank you bro).
• Punch the monkey giving every marketer a full week of content in one move.
We'll have an intense week ahead.
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