The market crashes but you can't let your cool drop to the ground. Here are some classic ways to show off:

1. Amplify losses; the more exaggerated the number, the more stable you seem.
If you actually lost 100,000, say "I lost over a million last night."
If you lost 50,000, also sigh and say "This market took away my Tesla."

2. Never admit fault, only say it's a matter of position management.
"I knew it would drop, just didn't expect it to fall so neatly."
"I knew it would drop, but I didn't leave enough ammo."

3. Talk about life and cognition.
"In the crypto world, there's no losing money, only changing positions."
"Make gains in the bull market through knowledge, cultivate patience in the bear market."
"Unrealized losses don't count; as long as I haven't sold, I'm still alive."
"Losing some money is okay; at least I understand human nature."

4. Be sure to bring in institutions and insiders.
"This move is obviously driven by big institutions accumulating."
"Don't worry about the dip now; smart money has already entered."