I sold all my Bitcoin.

I am putting it all into physical moonbird boxes.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Here is the math: A physical box is worth $25 atm. But 1 bitcoin is worth well over $90k.

I am buying an deflationary asset that has a total supply of just 55k redeemable cards and qr codes

Deflationary birb boxes vs a slow bitcoin with a 21m total supply

If bitcoin price crashes to zero, i lose 90k$ per coin, if birb box price crashes to zero, I only lose $25 ish

Now imagine these birb boxes flip bitcoin! Which is doable knowing how scarce they are

People can laugh now but they won’t laugh for long. The bitcoin downside is so much than the birb box downside!