Here's something that never gets old in crypto: whenever a project slaps "Safe" or "Trust" right in its name, watch out. The irony is almost too perfect. Nine times out of ten, these are the exact ones that end up compromising security or letting investors down. It's like naming a bridge "Unbreakable" right before it collapses. The pattern is so consistent you could practically set your watch by it. The Web3 space has taught us that the loudest promises about safety are often inversely proportional to actual safety mechanisms.