Listen, you're doing fine. You just need a few things to fall into place: Bitcoin hitting new all-time highs, meme coins making their comeback tour, that one project finally dropping their airdrop, a solid relationship with someone real, getting in actual shape, pulling $100k monthly from staking yields, hitting a 325-pound bench press, and oh yeah—having $10 million in the bank. That's all. Totally reasonable goals for a Tuesday.