White House just dropped the MRI results. Trump's scans came back clean—no red flags whatsoever. His doc, Navy Captain Sean Barbarella, confirmed everything checked out: heart's good, abdomen's clear, all major organs functioning as they should. The official word? "Excellent overall health." Markets might care less about medical charts, but when the guy in the Oval Office has been vocal about crypto policy, every health update gets extra attention.
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GasFeeVictim
· 13h ago
Even health charts can make coins go up
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SilentObserver
· 12-02 09:53
Health is more important than policy.
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NFTragedy
· 12-02 09:53
President Chuan is in great shape.
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MetaverseHermit
· 12-02 09:46
Ah, the body functions normally.
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LiquidatedAgain
· 12-02 09:44
The strength of the shell, the turmoil of the spirit
White House just dropped the MRI results. Trump's scans came back clean—no red flags whatsoever. His doc, Navy Captain Sean Barbarella, confirmed everything checked out: heart's good, abdomen's clear, all major organs functioning as they should. The official word? "Excellent overall health." Markets might care less about medical charts, but when the guy in the Oval Office has been vocal about crypto policy, every health update gets extra attention.