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Me: (suddenly sitting up at 3 AM) Look! BTC has broken through! The trend is here, quickly go Full Position!



Roommate: 😔 You said you wouldn't play anymore after you cut losses during the crash last week...

Me: This time it's different! Look at this candlestick chart, it's a standard cup and handle breakout pattern! I've studied the technical analysis for three months!

Roommate: Did you buy it?

Me: 😎 Of course! I set a limit order 2% higher than the current price, precisely calculated the resistance level!

(After ten minutes)

Roommate: So... why is the current price 8% lower than your asking price?

Me: Staring at the chart of a straight dive... because the market maker might have also learned "Technical Analysis from Beginner to Give Up."

Roommate: No, this is called "How to Precisely Mark the Top with Limit Orders" — Congratulations, you've contributed a textbook-level case to the market.

Me: Stop talking... Quickly help me find where the last copy of "The Gambling Bible" is?

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· 22h ago
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· 12-01 13:18
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· 12-01 12:58
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· 12-01 12:54
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· 12-01 12:39
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· 12-01 12:37
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